Fun Stuff

Okay, after careful deliberation, I've decided to post up some fun stuff to try out. The first is a psych test a mate of mine gave me ages ago - it's pretty damn accurate, too! It's better if you get a friend to read it out to you and write down your answers so you can visualise it. But, if that's not feasible; just grab a pencil and paper and jot them down as you visualise them.

TEST

First off, close your eyes and relax. Then visualise a place - any place you want, real or imaginary. Immerse yourself in it and take a look around carefully.

1. Look up at the sky. Is it daytime or nighttime there?

2. Scan your surroundings. Is there any water around you (rivers, lakes, etc)?

3. You see a path leading away from the area. Describe it.

4. You start walking along the path. Along the way, you come across a bear. Describe its appearance and actions. What is your reaction to it?

5. You keep walking. Lying in front of you are a set of keys. Describe them (are they shiny or silver, how new are they, etc). How many are there? Do you take them with you or leave them there?

6. Take a look around - is there any water around you?

7. Further on, you come across a plate lying on the ground. Describe it. Do you take it with you?

8. You keep walking and come across an old house. You notice the door is slightly ajar. Do you go inside? (If 'yes'; go to question 9, otherwise; skip it and go to question 10).

9. Inside the house, something catches your eye. What is it? Do you take it with you?

10. Finally, is there any water around you where you are now?


Explanation

All righty, here are the explanations for your answers. Keep in mind these are fairly brief and the answers you gave may be context sensitive (no test is perfect); so if you need more details, just send me a message on Facebook.

1. The daytime or nighttime question pertains to your current mood/outlook. It also hints at whether you lean towards pessimism or optimism.

2, 6 and 10. These questions reflect sexual desire - the more water, the higher the desire. Rapid, rushing water (such as a river or crashing waves) means intense seual desire. Don't ask me why it's asked three times - probably because most psychiatry is rooted in sexuality, thanks to Freud. Now HE had issues....

3. The path is your path in life, obviously (achieving goals, etc). A worn, winding path indicates difficulty or uncertainty.

4. The bear is representative of your fears. Your reaction to it shows how you tend to handle said fears when confronted by them.

5. Your keys are your skills. Their colour (gold, silver, etc) represents their standard (gold means it's a highly developed skill) and their quality is indicative of how often they are employed (rusty keys mean the skill is not used very often). Taking the keys with you shows that you rely on them or have confidence in your abilities.

7. The plate is your ideal love interest. Even its appearance can be indicative of what they are like (eg: fine china could indicate delicateness or refinement). How you treat it indicates how you treat people you have feelings for.

*Note: I gave this test to my ex when we were dating and she smashed the plate O_o Like I said: accurate....*

8 and 9. This is to see whether you are a risk taker. If you entered the house and took the object inside (what it was doesn't matter, really), then you are a big risk taker... and a thieving bugger.

Me? Apparently, I lean towards pessimism (big surpricse for a cynic lol), have a lot of skills that I employ frequently and am a VERY big risk taker.... The rest is a secret :p


And now, for something completely different (although following Freud's theroies, it's probably a smooth segue):

Your Porn Star name :D

I know there are heaps of tests for these, but this one is probably the easiest: Take the name of your first (same sex) pet - that's your first name. Then take the name of the first street you lived on as your surname. If you don't remember them, just use the oldest you can remember.

So, mine would be: 'Billy-Bo Hamilton'. Heeeey! Not bad! Beats those cheesy pun names like: 'Hugh Jorgan', 'Buster Bunghole' and (the little known Chinese pornstar) 'Hung Lo'....

While we're on the topic: I hate how Jenna Jameson and other veteran pornstars consider themselves 'professional actors' - as an aspiring actor myself, I find it ridiculous. Sorry lass, but lying on your back with your ankles behind your ears does NOT earn you an Academy Award.... Unless your name is Marisa Tomei. Hehehehe - zing!! Seriously though, she's all right.

Anyway, I'd better get back to the salt mines before they notice I'm missing. Last time I got caught, they made me listen to three Enya tracks - I still have the scars *sob*....

Till next time; this is Billy-Bo Hamilton scouting sultry, busty soccer moms that require a plumber....

*Bom-wikka-wikka-bom*

Peace.